Notes From Babel

Don’t Feed the Bears

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Nadya Suleman and her army of 14 zombies are set to come munch on our reality-tv-addicted brains. Would if we could simply wield The Simpsons’ and Paul Anka’s cure for such afflictions as octo-mom and Jon & Kate…

To stop those monsters 1-2-3
Here’s a fresh new way that’s trouble free
It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee…
(Guarantee void in Tennessee.)

Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!

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Written by Tim Kowal

July 25, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Posted in Rants

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