America, We Found the Rest of Your Lost Money
Although AIG execs are coughing up their contractually valid bonuses, it was only a small portion of the ocean of our nation’s missing wealth. Thankfully, Obama and the Dems have found the rest — all our sneaky, greedy, invisible unborn grandchildren have it:
You little munchkins gotta show yourselves sometime. When you do, you’re gonna make with the margarita-maker money.